White People…..

2 people in the US were married recently. I didn’t catch where, but I am willing to bet it was the Midwest (no offense). Their names are, get this: Katie Boring and Nathan Bland.
I wonder if they’ll hyphenate.
“Ladies and Gentlemen. Please welcome the bride and groom, Mr. and Mrs. Jason and Katie Boring-Bland.”
By this time I wager all the guests were asleep in their shrimp cocktail.
I was right. Independence, MO. Check it out:
Ms. Boring Becomes Mrs. Bland

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