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Critics Groups, Oscars, Bloggers…What Does It All Mean? Fuck If I Know!

So the majority of the year end awards have come and gone and since I haven’t been keeping a running tally (I really should have been) I’m gonna give big ups to Movie City News for their obscenely comprehensive awards section. The thing is, the damn site’s so comprehensive (The top 10 from the UC Gauntlet’s Ryan Pike….300 at #6 and Transformers at #10? Really dude?) that anyone could pick and choose from the info and shape it to illustrate almost anything….except that 300 is the sixth best film of the year.
While it’s clear that no single critics group can predict the Oscars (assuming they are the ne plus ultra of awards “season”) some front runners are emerging in the race to fill out the nomination fields. The last to present their awards, the Oscars are still the “big show” and despite attempts by the Independent Spirit Awards and Golden Globes to chip away at their luster, one is always drawn back to what Roger Avary said when accepting his Spirit Award for co-writing Pulp Fiction (and I may be paraphrasing, here…I was pretty drunk at the time): “This is really nice…. it won’t fit up my butt as well as an Oscar, though.” I can’t think of a cruder way to put it, but yes, winning an Oscar is largely considered to be better, in every way, than winning a Spirit Award or Golden Globe.
As for the Globes, in nominating 12 films between their two best picture categories, they’ve proven themselves to be even more of a farce than in years past. Why not 14? Couldn’t they find 7 musical/comedy films that “rated?” Speaking of the Musical/Comedy category, how is La Vie en Rose a musical? If every film that had music in it was considered a musical… And then there’s the oddity of Persepolis. So the acclaimed Sony Pictures Classics release was good enough to be nominated for best foreign-language film, but not as best animated feature? So Bee Movie is a better film? (NOTE: I read somewhere that films can only be nominated for one “Best” category at the Globes, but can’t confirm this, because the Globs don’t seem to post their voting rules on their site). And whither The Counterfeiters? In my not-so-humble opinion, this film is clearly one of the best five foreign language films of the year, but it’s getting no love from critics groups and very little press attention, possibly because Sony Classics isn’t releasing it until next year. Will this affect its chances at the Academy Awards? I hope not, because it’s an exceptional piece of work.

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Keep On Ranting: More On Jesse James or “Where The Hell Is Brad Pitt?”

Just to let you all know, I am going to be hammering on this issue at least until this particular film vanishes from theaters and probably after that, too. Why? Because I think it’s that important, that’s why. This weekend, while it’s raining and blustery in the Northeast, why not bundle into the car or subway and head to the local theater and check out what is for my money, so far, the best picture of the year. Yup, you guessed it. It’s Andrew Dominik’s brilliant The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford. What about the rest of the country? Well, click here, enter your zip code and find the film!
Personally, I am astonished that this soon-to-be classic film is no longer in playing in Los Angeles, Beverly Hills, West Hollywood or Santa Monica. In fact, if you live in the area, the closes theater is probably AMC Theaters Burbank Town Center 8 or Laemmle’s One Colorado Cinema in Pasadena. Fucking Burbank!!?? Pasadena!? People who live on the West Side in LA have enough trouble getting into their cars on weekdays, so the odds of them driving to the Valley on a weekend are astronomical.

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