Category Archives: Technology

IMDB Is Very Odd

So you know the feature on IMDb that gives you recommendations based on what film you’re looking at? Well, some of these are really strange. While looking something up for a different story, I just looked at the page for Charles Burnett’s Killer of Sheep and the recommendations were:
World Trade Center
The Notebook
The Adventures of Sebastian Cole
The Legend of Bagger Vance

Now, I realize that technology is imperfect, but come on!

The Ottoman Fucking Goes Portugese….

So while researching my incoming links, I found the following paragraphs regarding Peer Pressure, the Ottoman Rapists along with the Rohal/Osborne follow-up:

FIQUE DE OLHO NO SEU PUFE: O maior sucesso da semana na Internet é a descoberta de Pretty Ricky – Late Night Special, onde adolescentes egocêntricos (redundância?) violentam o pobre pufe da sala de todas as maneiras imagináveis, num intenso e altamente homoerótico gangbang, em que os indivíduos se alternam entre fazer sexo sem concessão com o pobre móvel e se seduzirem com seus movimentos peristálticos frente ao espelho. Você nunca mais vai olhar para a sua mobília do mesmo modo novamente. Veja o vídeo aqui, mas assegure-se de ter aguarrás para limpar seus olhos por perto. Tem uma variação do ato também, chamado “Pretty Ricky – Lingerie”. A quem o pobre pufe vai recorrer?

Como eu vou ligar Pretty Ricky aos Mumblecorers? Fácil: em menos de uma semana Kent Osborne (uma das vozes no desenho Bob Esponja e ator de Hannah Takes The Stairs) e Todd Rohal (diretor de The Guatemalan Handshake e também ator no filme de Joe Swanberg) encarnam Peer Pressure e te ensinam como blogar.

I used my Mac’s Sherlock to effect a translation, and well, this is what I got:

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Rohal/Osborne Keep Getting Bigger!

The latest honor for Messers Rohal and Osborn is: #53 – Most Viewed (This Week) – People & Blogs – All. They’re up to over 12,000 views only hours after Matt Dentler posted on their passing of the 8,000 mark.
And then I find this pic.
I love the Internet.

Ottomangate 2007 Continues: Air Sex

So we’ve had an Ottoman gang bang, the brilliant response and yet another fake sex R&B “masterpiece”, so you might now very reasonably ask, how can we possibly top that?
Well, our very, VERY strange brothers from across the Pacific have a solution and I must share it with you:

Pirates Embed: Marketing Genius Or Candy For Suckers?

A few days ago, David Poland posted about Disney’s launch of a Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End embed for blogs. In his post, Poland remarks that “This is what you call owning the property and building a viral audience while making it easy for both the aggregators and the consumers. This is the future… studios doing what YouTube does and controlling how things are done as they wish. The consumer is getting an equally good product either way.” I beg to differ. This is actually what you call giving Disney loads of free advertising. If this is really the future, it’s depressing as hell.

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