Overheard In NY Quote Of The Day

Overheard in New York is my new favorite site. These are so perfect that it's a must for any writer of fiction. These quotes are so unreal, they have to be real! So, today's quote of the day from Overheard in New York:

Salesgirl: And, with this purchase, you get a free set of panties. What size would you like?
Girl #1: Oh, really? Cool. Medium, please.
Girl #2: How are you a size 4 in pants and an extra-small in shirts but a medium in underwear?
Girl #1: Well, underwear always run true to size. You can't kid yourself into thinking you look skinny when your thongs are cutting off circulation to your labia.