The Ottoman Fucking Goes Portugese….

So while researching my incoming links, I found the following paragraphs regarding Peer Pressure, the Ottoman Rapists along with the Rohal/Osborne follow-up:

FIQUE DE OLHO NO SEU PUFE: O maior sucesso da semana na Internet é a descoberta de Pretty Ricky – Late Night Special, onde adolescentes egocêntricos (redundância?) violentam o pobre pufe da sala de todas as maneiras imagináveis, num intenso e altamente homoerótico gangbang, em que os indivíduos se alternam entre fazer sexo sem concessão com o pobre móvel e se seduzirem com seus movimentos peristálticos frente ao espelho. Você nunca mais vai olhar para a sua mobília do mesmo modo novamente. Veja o vídeo aqui, mas assegure-se de ter aguarrás para limpar seus olhos por perto. Tem uma variação do ato também, chamado “Pretty Ricky – Lingerie”. A quem o pobre pufe vai recorrer?

Como eu vou ligar Pretty Ricky aos Mumblecorers? Fácil: em menos de uma semana Kent Osborne (uma das vozes no desenho Bob Esponja e ator de Hannah Takes The Stairs) e Todd Rohal (diretor de The Guatemalan Handshake e também ator no filme de Joe Swanberg) encarnam Peer Pressure e te ensinam como blogar.

I used my Mac’s Sherlock to effect a translation, and well, this is what I got:

IS OF EYE IN ITS PUFE: The biggest success of the week in the
InterNet is the discovery of Pretty Ricky – Night Special Barks, where
adolescent self-centered (redundancy) the imaginable ways force the
poor person pufe of the room of all, in intense and highly
homoerótico gangbang, where the individuals if alternate between
making sex without concession with the mobile poor person and if
seducing with its peristálticos movements front to the mirror. You
never more go to look at in a similar way for its furniture again. He
sees the video here, but he makes sure myself to have turpentine
spirit to clean its eyes for close. He also has a variation of the
act, called “Pretty Ricky – Lingerie”. To who the poor person pufe
goes to appeal?

As I go to bind Pretty Ricky to the Mumblecorers? Easy: in less of
one week Kent Osborne (one of the voices in the Bob drawing Sponge and
actor of Hannah Takes The Stairs) and Todd Rohal (managing of The
Guatemalan Handshake and also actor in the film of Joe Swanberg) they
incarnate Peer Pressure and they teach to you as to blogar.

Take from that what you will. I know my head hurts!

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