José Has A....Yorkie!?

So, the manager of Chelsea FC, José Mourinho (full name: José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix!) is having dog problems. According to the Guardian newspaper, Gullit, his "beloved Yorkshire terrier" (presumably named after the former-Holland and Chelsea player Ruud Gullit).

So, wait...José Mourinho, the multimp[le title-winning, 6th sexiest man in the world, infuriating, mouthy, manager of Chelsea FC, one of the biggest clubs in English football owns a...Yorkie?

My favorite bit from the story?

A dog warden, Lee Nash, said he had been searching in Belgravia with increasing urgency throughout the day. "I've been told to look for a Yorkshire terrier with a red bow," he said. "I don't know how big it is - but even a crow could take a miniature Yorkshire terrier."