A Nice "What If......."

Alas, Sacha Baron Cohen will not be discussing co-star Ken Davitian's sweaty bollocks, or anything else for that matter, on the Oscar telecast this year, as he has declined to present an award, according to The Envelope (and presumably Borat was not invited). But what if Cohen wins for best adapted screenplay? "Ladies and Gentleman, in Kazakhstan we show the gratitude by kissing the bottoms of the whole audience!" Heh.