Say Hello To My Little Friend!

So apparently, Cincinatti Reds star Ryan Freel talks to a little midget inside his head and his name is Farney. No, really.
After making a spectacular catch off the bat of St. Louis' Albert Pujols last season, he revealed his uh, little friend....

From various sources:

"He's a little guy who lives in my head who talks to me and I talk to him," ... "That little midget in my head said, 'That was a great catch, Ryan,' I said, 'Hey, Farney, I don't know if that was you who really caught that ball, but that was pretty good if it was.' Everybody thinks I talk to myself, so I tell 'em I'm talking to Farney.' "

As Deadspin.com opines, Freel is "apparently...batshit crazy."

Heh heh heh...batshit.