Today's Sign Of The Apocalypse

We are officially a culturally bankrupt society when this is news:

Hilton, Richie Seen at L.A. Steakhouse

Ok, ever since there have been celebrities, a part of the media has been dedicated to covering their exploits and that's fine. They're famous and a part of the general public likes reading about famous people. That said, these two no-talent stick figures are famous for being, basically, blithering idiots. Still they're famous, so some sites like TMZ.com and TheSuperficial.com (which I confess to perusing from time to time in order to slake my thirst for celebs doing stupid shit) but really, what the FUCK is the New York Times doing running this shit on thier site? I mean, do they have to run everything the AP files?

Excuse me. I need to go wash my eyeballs out from reading this shit.