I have seen the future and his name is Bob Log III.
“Scotch and ice mixed by a tit!”
A hearty thank you to the lovely Ms. Simpson, bartender extraordinaire at the Starz Denver International Film Festival‘s Pearl Late Night Lounge for introducing me (verbally only, alas) to the wonders of Boob Scotch.
“I think we need to sit down and talk, put your boob in my scotch!”

Above: The aforementioned Ms. Simpson with Mr. Dyer, Pearl Late Night Lounge chief and Withnail & I devotée.