DeLay Indicted On Conspiracy Charge; “About Fucking Time,” Say Democrats

A Texas grand jury has just indicted House majority leader Tom DeLay on a felony conspiracy charge related to his fundraising activities. Also charged were DeLay associates John Colyandro and Jim Ellis. Colyandro is the former executive director of a Texas political action committee formed by DeLay and Ellis heads DeLay’s national political committee.
Responding to the news, Democrats everywhere threw spontaneous “Kick the Crooked Motherfucker Out” parties.
Read the indictment here (PDF).
I’m so happy, I could shit!

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