A Soccer Whore or, “Hi! I’m A Stupid Bint and You’re Watching Fox Soccer Channel!”

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Heads need to be smacked and ears boxed at Fox Soccer Channel (FSC) HQ. Clearly someone’s fallen out of the stupid tree because their latest promo is the work of a completely addled brain. You see, for some time, FSC has been airing a series of promo spots featuring celebrities and athletes saying “Hi, I’m So-and-so and you’re watching Fox Soccer Channel!” Think David Beckham and Duran Duran (big footie fans) among others. The latest celeb?
Paris Hilton.
Ummmmm, WHAT THE FUCK!?

2 thoughts on “A Soccer Whore or, “Hi! I’m A Stupid Bint and You’re Watching Fox Soccer Channel!””

  1. I love the Beckham minute. The Duran Duran bits aren’t so bad.
    That Paris Hilton clip is bizarre; at least it’s only 5 seconds.
    Anyone associated with any Fox/Sky/Murdoch enterprise with the slightest connection to soccer and/or attraction to 20-something boys will be forced to make one of those spots.
    Hey — it’s one less weight-loss ad to view while tuned-in to FSC!

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