Our 2nd Bernie Award: Shut Up, You Annoying French Twat!
The Rabbi Report's 2nd ever Bernie Award for Stupid Bastards has been awarded to outgoing Newcastle United fuckwit winger Laurent Robert. For the second time in as many days, has been fined two-week's wages (£80,000) for opening his giant Gallic gob. Robert, who's season-long loan to relegation-risk Portsmouth becomes final on Friday, has verbally attacked his soon-to-be-former manager Graeme Souness (Left) twice in two days. On Tuesday he referred to Souness as "childish," continuing, "We would have won the UEFA Cup last season if Souness had possessed the intelligence," according to published reports.
If that wasn't enough, this morning the petulant little bastard midfielder stated that up-and-coming England midfielder Jermaine Jenas will quit Newcastle due to being unhappy with his playing time.
Apparently, Newcastle will net less than £2 million for the £10.5 million-rated star once this year's loan becomes final. Often outspoken Leeds United Chairman Ken Bates put into words what many were thinking when he told Sky Sports: "I think [Robert] is what he is - a total prat who deserves contempt as he starts his new contract on the wrong foot."
Souness Photo © BBC
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