Shocking ABC News Exclusive: 'Jackson Must Change' To Revive Career

Among the bits of advice offered by various "experts," was the revolutionary idea that Jackson cannot "have any personal, one-on-one visits — especially with young boys — without having someone with him at all times. He wouldn't like it, but he would have to accept that," said PR expert Mike Paul. Sheer genius, eh?

It was also suggested that Jackson might want to rethink his behavior (no shit!? Really?), like when he shared the following creepy uh, candid, statement with a British documentary crew: "Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone," according to ABC. Oh, did I forget to mention that when he said those words he was holding hands with the boy who ended up accusing him in the recently-concluded trial?

Another brilliant observation made in the piece? "To stage a successful comeback, some say Jackson, with the help of strong-willed advisers, will have to really evaluate himself and the choices he has made." Yes...like the nauseating and NAMBLA-riffic bloody stupid choice to sleep in the same bed with little boys!