Reason 4,588 Why The US Empire Is Falling

According to cnn.com:

"Almost three-quarters of Americans surveyed in a poll released Thursday have prayed for victims of the southern Asia tsunamis, but when it comes to cash donations, only 45 percent have pulled out their wallets."

Are you fucking kidding me? Praying?

Fuck you and open up your wallets you cheap, hypocritical bastards! So, what? Now it's "The meek shall inherit the earth...well, all the meek that don't die of cholera, dysentery and malaria!!!???" Have you amended that passage to say "the white, Christian meek?"

Heartless pricks. Ask yourselves, what would Jesus do (if he had a few extra bucks lying around)? Buy a pack of smokes and a quart of ham salad? I don't think so.

Feh. I'm going to make a vodka tonic and spend the next hour being as un-fundamentalist Christian as I can.

Fuck you and all your "bible-thumping, self-righteous, fag-hating, art-loathing, book-burning, red state living, pee fetish porn-surfing when you're alone and your over-medicated wife is passed out and your closeted son is in his room spanking to Charles Atlas and your pregnant daughter is having a breakdown because she's afraid you'll send her to unwed mother camp" faux Christian friends, too!

What would Jesus do? If he saw you, he'd build his own crucifix, grab the hammer and railroad spikes and display himself on the fucking White House lawn with a sign around his neck reading: "Fuck you. I'm not coming back until you people start behaving like you know what morals and ethics are."

George W. Bush and the rest of his fundamentalist Christian goon squad are Christians like Ashley Simpson is a singer.