Majority Of Americans Retarded; Fantasy Land Population Swells!

By Mark Rabinowitz in Politics on November 4, 2004 3:43 AM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

"ATLANTA, Georgia (CNN) -- Americans by and large appear to be happy with the results of Tuesday's elections and are hopeful the country will be drawn together during President Bush's second term, according to a survey conducted Wednesday night.

They also expect Bush to put aside partisan agendas and lead in a bipartisan way, according to the CNN/USA Today/Gallup poll."
(Emphases mine)

My translation:

LOS ANGELES, California (The Rabbi Report) -- Americans by and large appear to be unbelievably halfwitted concerning the results of Tuesday's elections and are completely delusional if they think the country will be drawn together during President Bush's second term, according to a survey of 59,117,523 (plus Nader's 395,969) complete fuckwits conducted Wednesday night.

In a pipe dream to rival snowballs in hell, they also expect Bush to put aside partisan agendas and lead in a bipartisan way, according to the CNN/USA Today/Gallup poll.

"We expect Bush to burn the heathen faggots, niggers, commies, welfare mothers and other blights on our God-fearing nation in a fair and balanced way, as God, 60 million Americans and Fox News intended," said Mrs. Mary Jane Whitehead of Beaufort, South Carolina late yesterday, after she'd finished baking cookies for her DAR meeting.

In other "hell froze over" news, Nicole Ritchie donated all of her money to the Black Lung Disabilty Trust Fund, Jessica Simpson single-handedly cured AIDS and 1500 monkeys just flew out of my butt.